What it's like playing Minecraft for the first time

Birt 19 feb 2021
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Ummæli

  • This isn't a parody, this is my truth

  • I like how the zoom in was from the original blade runner

  • I like that it doesn't even look like he's trying to hold his -laughter- tears back when he realized the truth and did the Peter Griffin impression.

  • It looks good

  • this reminds me of rick and morty

  • that how twitch is

  • Make "craft meister" a real game

  • Weebl, when will you learn that games don't start with the camera zoomed out in front of the player?

  • Why haven't I seen this before 💀 beyond words

  • Petition to make this a real game

  • This is a 5 and a half minute shitpost

  • is this what shaders are like

  • Gee, thanks for the nightmare fuel

  • This is like an adult swim infomercial

  • Worse for terraria I bet

  • I would defiantly play this game irl.

  • was this written by justin roiland?

  • I swear once you learn how to play it's a lot of fun

  • Try going through this but also with a 7 and 5 year old

  • Same

  • I can't believe that you didn't fight the gobbledo it gives you the gobol amulet, you are so dumb

  • Fun fact: This video was animated by the "Badgers" song guy

  • Uh... Wrong! Budapest is a city. Hungary's main export is Electrical machinery and equipment.

  • this feels like an old Jacksfilms video I can't put my finger on why

  • this feels longer than 5 minutes

  • Being a bit overdramatic, aren't we?

  • I HATE YOU

  • The peter impression at the end cracked me up, made me wheeze, then made me ask myself, why?

  • ...

  • Wtf how have I net seen this until now? ISchats why don't you recommend to me the people I want to see? smh

  • You’re my favorite tuggy tuber

  • Heres an easy crafting recipe! All you need to make my life is depression and loneliness!

  • “All dreams have meanings.” My dreams:

  • the lip bite 1:29 almost made me spit up my coffee

  • I need to play this

  • Every comment is a month old 🤔 do I need to pay to see early uploads?

  • How dare you not play the original

  • And this was the last we ever saw, of bearded Jackfilm.

  • Danny Gonzalez has been CALLED O U T

  • This feels like a skit my grandma would make when she doesn’t know what Minecraft is

  • The CraftMeister Nether Demon charging 20 dollars to your credit card reminded me of how Mojang ruthlessly parodied in game purchases with the Locked Chest April Fools joke, and then got sold to Microsoft for 2 billion dollars to proceed to sell skins and texture packs on their console version. Good times.

  • Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...is this a sketch? Uploaded by Jacksfilms? In 2021?

  • the idea for the video is good but you stretched it too long

  • I mean, Minecraft is pretty intuitive on it's own, but it's supposed to be learned slowly. It just sucks when your audience hates you for it.

  • Started playing minecraft Alexander cubic man

  • lmao idiot everyone knows you can give the crafting potion to the nether demon to unlock the bonus challenges

  • I wish I was there when that chat was going on

  • Nice

  • 1:21 the title is blurred out come on

    • @Mr. Blue735 wdym it literally is, put it on .25 speed and zoom in you can't see the title of the ISchats video

    • No It’s not

  • Seriously old man. Everyone knows that you can harvest the tuggy tubes with the sporky spoon, and use the tuggy scraps to craft tuggy ingots. No wonder you have so little tuggy tubers.

  • Minecraft in a fever dream

  • POV: Jack changed the title and thumbnail and you're here for a second time

  • twitch chat is my favorite actor

  • Whyd you xhange rhe title it was perfect

    • @aroundtheworld17 how do you get minecraft

    • @Gwendolyn Millapre yeah i know i was saying i thought it was a good title

    • The original title was "I dont get Minecraft"

  • cant believe you kissed the sarah sisters, so embarrassed for the craftmiester community, i’m ashamed smh.

  • Hi Jack, What the fuck was this?

  • This... this feels like a bad dream

  • this was like a fever dream

  • Please make this a game

  • Commenting for the algorithm ❤️

  • Commenting for the algorithm ❤️❤️

  • i fucking hate this XD

  • We haven't gotten a sketch in a while!

    • Luckily there's more on the way! He said it in a stream

  • why did you change the title?

  • Oh you poor man Luckily I never kissed the Sarah Sisters because I have a vore fetish

  • Tuggy tubes

  • Guys wait till he finds out about Terraria, Runescape, or literally any other game that’s orders of magnitude more complex than Minecraft.

  • How did you miss those obvious jigglesquicks? Didn't you watch the tutorial?

  • “What a dumb... fat... balding idiot” those pauses killed me

  • Sadly this was me playing Minecraft Java for the first time with my friend on hypixel.

  • God the backseating is too real lmao

  • The subversion of expectations in the bit at 0:47 is really impressive and funny

  • Goodbye, Goatee

  • Why'd he change the title

  • bulullululululululuula ya biitch

  • This minecraft video.. what edition is this???

  • Only 90’s kids will remember that this video was named “I really don’t get Minecraft”

  • This was so great, original and i laughed, which means it was good

  • Holy hell this is fucking beautiful jacksfilms videos arent supposed to be this high quality what-

  • This is... really good. Unexpectedly good, even.

  • This /r/cursedvideos entry deserves millions of yeets and subscrambles on boobjube, good work fellas

  • I wish this game was real

  • MINECRAFT ISN'T THAT HARD, JOHN.

  • woah i heard weebls voice in that demon but the whole thing was animated by him? Good job man it looks awsome

  • im impressed he managed to keep chat under control

  • I join in with the people saying that your doing things wrong because I’ve rewatched this so many times.

  • old title was 'I dont understand minecraft'

  • Ofcourse he had to change the title

  • Is this sus Minecraft?

  • Is anyone going to acknowledge that he says “craftmisters”?

  • I can't stop laughing every time I watch this. @2:09 "You kissed the Sarah sisters?!?!?..." "...What a Dumb. Fat. Balding. Idiot." Gets me every time. That and the very last line.

  • I just realized this guy has 4 tuggy tubers!

  • Man this must take a lot lot lot time to make. This is crazy level

  • I thought this was a highlight video of when you joined the smp or whatever. I couldn’t have been happier to be wrong

  • We all know that if you make 69 grumbles and put them together, you get a jiquip. And they are alot better than just grumbles.

  • The old title was better

  • I hear if you click the goblin face four times on each eye before the Sarah sisters encounter, he will come out and seduce them with his gonlin-y charms

  • whoa, the jacksfilms theme at the end... i feel like i havent heard it in YEARS.

  • *casually changes the title*

  • I wanna play Craftmeister now.